I've been back for more than a week from a recent mission trip to the Middle East. I hope to post on some of the spiritual insights I gained from the trip, but for now, here a ten things I learned that are of a more practical and humorous nature.
- PMS plus jet lag makes for many tears!
- All Middle Easterners do not hate America and Americans. In fact, there are many who feel quite the contrary.
- There is a breed of human being that I did not know existed—the Turkish salesman. Whether it be jewlery, rugs, scarves, pottery...beware! Flattery gets them everywhere.
- Camels are still a commodity in negotiating for women. This was confirmed first-hand on more than one occasion.
- NEVER underestimate the value of an excellent local driver. He can whisk you through military check points with smiles and laughter.
- There is an increased potential for lost luggage not attributable to air travel. See photo.
- If you take Jesus's admonition in Luke 6:30 seriously, be sure to budget accordingly. You will be approached much more frequently than you are at home, and the petitioners are much more persistent.
- Just because a hotel has WIFI doesn't mean you will be able to access the Internet, especially if your traveling companions are using up all of the bandwidth Skype-ing. ;)
- Rugs purchased in Turkey can be safely transported throughout your travels and back home, given you are traveling with selfless men who are willing to indulge a woman's weaknesses.
- Five women and one bathroom. It can be done.
