Ten Things I Learned in the Middle East

I've been back for more than a week from a recent mission trip to the Middle East. I hope to post on some of the spiritual insights I gained from the trip, but for now, here a ten things I learned that are of a more practical and humorous nature.

1. PMS plus jet lag makes for many tears!
2. All Middle Easterners do not hate America and Americans. In fact, there are many who feel quite the contrary.
3. There is a breed of human being that I did not know existed—the Turkish salesman. Whether it be jewlery, rugs, scarves, pottery...beware! Flattery gets them everywhere.
4. Camels are still a commodity in negotiating for women. This was confirmed first-hand on more than one occasion.
5. NEVER underestimate the value of an excellent local driver. He can whisk you through military check points with smiles and laughter.
6. There is an increased potential for lost luggage not attributable to air travel. See photo.
7. If you take Jesus's admonition in Luke 6:30 seriously, be sure to budget accordingly. You will be approached much more frequently than you are at home, and the petitioners are much more persistent.
8. Just because a hotel has WIFI doesn't mean you will be able to access the Internet, especially if your traveling companions are using up all of the bandwidth Skype-ing. ;)
9. Rugs purchased in Turkey can be safely transported throughout your travels and back home, given you are traveling with selfless men who are willing to indulge a woman's weaknesses.
10. Five women and one bathroom. It can be done.